"What's the difference between a tax auditor and a Rottweiler? A Rottweiler eventually lets go." — Anonymous
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is
the income tax."
— Albert Einstein
"A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t have to take a civil service examination."
— Ronald Reagan
"Question: How can you tell when a tax auditor is trying to trap you into a confession? Answer: When his lips are moving."
— Anonymous
"The Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."
— George Bernard Shaw
"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers, with the least possible amount of hissing."
— Jean-Baptiste Colbert (Finance Minister of France’s Louis XIV)
